Big Ben Gets Four to Six

Why am I thankful for the Rooney family?

Big Ben Roethlisberger will be suspended between for between four to six games, and he plays for Rooney’s team the Pittsburgh Steelers, who have now imposed a Myles Brand-on-Bobby Knight Zero Tolerance Policy, for which EVERY NFL TEAM must impose. (Are you listening Jeffrey Motherfucking Lurie?)

And did you know that at one point, Art Rooney, the deceased patriarch of the Steelers, once swapped his team for the Eagles? Think about it. The Rooneys would have won six Super Bowls in Philadelphia, but Pittsburgh has them.

About jamesrussellcraven
Native Philadelphian, longtime sports fan and man about bon vivant.

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