Fuck The Eagles…AGAIN!

FUCK YOU PHILADELPHIA EAGLES.

I will not watch a game again this season due to known dogkiller Michael Vick being on the team again after they kept him for a $2 million bonus in an uncapped year, and now they have upsurrged the Phillies again, turning this city into a baseball town, trading Donovan McNabb to a division rival, the Washington Redskins for a hill of beans. And on the night before Opening Day against the Washington Generals, er, Nationals, yet.

FUCK YOU ANDY REID, FUCK YOU JOE BANNER AND MOST OF ALL, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR WIFE, FUCK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CHILDREN AND FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING LESBIAN DYKE HORSE YOU MOTHERFUCKING RODE IN ON JEFFREY LURIE!!!

That is all.

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About jamesrussellcraven
Native Philadelphian, longtime sports fan and man about bon vivant.

8 Responses to Fuck The Eagles…AGAIN!

  1. Mookie says:

    Donte Stallworth killed a man.

    Any chance you just boycott the NFL as a result?

  2. It’s not murder, it’s animal abuse. As far as I am concerned, the Eagles have passed the Seahawks in the stupidity column on NFL trades. You NEVER trade someone or something within your division, plus I boycotted last season, so two and two in this case adds up to more than four.

    • JFein says:

      Kevin Kolb came about in a draft day trade with the Cowboys….

      • Again, a rival. Rule #1: “NEVER TRADE WITHIN YOUR OWN DIVISION.”

      • JFein says:

        They indirectly gave us our future starting QB in that deal, even though at the time Andy could have waited a few rounds before taking him. With the pick 1st round pick we gave them in that deal, they selected Anthony Spencer, who was quiet and a nobody up until having a breakout season last year. Good player, not exactly anything to really marvel at though. Now we get to see how Kolb is.

  3. JFein says:

    Geez, James, tell us how you really feel.

    for a hill of beans

    Unless the Raiders were going to be stupid enough to give up Nnamdi Asomugha, the Eagles were not getting a better deal. Plus, this draft is deep. They will continue to wheel and deal.

    FUCK YOUR WIFE, FUCK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING CHILDREN AND FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING COCKSUCKING LESBIAN DYKE HORSE YOU MOTHERFUCKING RODE IN ON JEFFREY LURIE!!!

    And what exactly does that insulting, illogical, and offensive tirade accomplish other than make you look like an immature 5-year old? I don’t care if you disagree and people naturally will disagree with this trade, but please try to make rational points and not childish insults with no point to them.

    Seeing as I don’t feel like typing everything again, visit FARN for my take and analysis of the deal.

    • A #1 pick would have been worthy enough. A #1 and a #2 this year and a #1 next year would have been better.

      And if you want to know how I really feel, go to Google and see “Moses Malone and a #1 pick for Jeff Ruland” and “The #1 overall pick for Roy Hinson” for Seventy Sicksters owner Harold Katz in 1986. Sorry, but the Jeffrey Lurie honeymoon is OVER!

      • JFein says:

        I think you are asking too much for a 1st rounder, but I could see it where a team might be dumb enough to pull that trade. Suffice to say, I don’t think any team was that dumb. If the Eagles got the Skins’ #4 overall pick for McNabb, I would be doing cartwheels right now. I don’t know where you stand on the issue of how much you think McNabb can play, but the Eagles needed to move on from him, in my opinion. He was not winning the Eagles championships. I do have a problem with the Sheldon Brown trade as I think we could have tried harder to swindle them for at least a 3rd rounder with the 5th rounder added or D’Qwell Jackson and Eric Wright instead of draft picks. But Reid likes his draft picks and they will be put to good use this year.

        I admittedly follow the Sixers the least of the Philly teams (heck, I would follow the Philadelphia Soul more than the Sixers), but knowing them, I am sure those were some real dumb moves. After all, it was their record the Nets were not chasing. 😉

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